The older I get the more this resonates with me
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!