bitrates:

I just want to make love to somebody right now and fall asleep in each other’s arms

rumour:

has it

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

magicconchshell:


40 MINUTES

magicconchshell:

40 MINUTES

yzma:

drakefanclub:

I would suck drakes dick even if he had herpes

hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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